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		<title>vreau un saptesutezece va rog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[La service vine o blonda si cere un &#8220;saptesutezece&#8220;. Vanzatorii se uita unii la altii mirati si se duc la mecanic.
Acesta o intreaba pe clienta: 
- Ce-i acela un &#8220;saptesutezece&#8221;, frumoasa doamna? 
- Stiti, chestia aia mica din mijlocul motorului&#8230; Am pierdut-o si-mi trebuie alta, raspunde blonda. 
Ca sa inteleaga despre ce e vorba, mecanicul [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>La service vine o blonda si cere un &#8220;<strong>saptesutezece</strong>&#8220;. Vanzatorii se uita unii la altii mirati si se duc la mecanic.</p>
<p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">Acesta o intreaba pe clienta:</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">- Ce-i acela un &#8220;saptesutezece&#8221;, frumoasa doamna?</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">- Stiti, chestia aia mica din mijlocul motorului&#8230; Am pierdut-o si-mi trebuie alta, raspunde blonda.</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">Ca sa inteleaga despre ce e vorba, mecanicul ii da un pix si o hartie si o pune sa deseneze piesa..</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">Femeia traseaza un cerc cam tremurat in mijlocul caruia scrie 710, dar asta tot nu-l lamurste pe mecanic.</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">Asa ca o duce afara pe blonda la o masina cu capota ridicata si o intreaba:</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">- La masina asta vedeti vreun &#8220;saptesutezece&#8221;?</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">- Desigur, raspunde ea bucuroasa aratand cu degetul. E chiar aici!</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> &#8230;..<span id="more-75"></span></span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"></p>
<p></span><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;">Daca nu te-ai prins inca ce-i acela un &#8220;saptesutezece&#8221; deruleaza in jos.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000a1; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://haios.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/securedownload.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-76" title="710" src="http://haios.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/securedownload-150x150.jpg" alt="710" width="150" height="150" /></a><br />
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		<title>CONSULTANTA SI AUDITUL AFACERII</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[La restaurantul “Golden Blitz”acum cateva zile,fiind impreuna cu niste amici, am remarcat ceva foarte bizar. Toti chelnerii si picolii aveau o mica lingurita in buzunarul camasii.
Atunci cand a venit chelnerul sa ia comanda, l-am intrebat:
- De ce purtati toti o lingurita?
Mi-a explicat ca
Golden Blitz a cerut consultanta de la Super Best Consulting care, dupa catevaluni [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>La restaurantul “Golden Blitz”acum cateva zile,fiind impreuna cu niste amici, am remarcat ceva foarte bizar. Toti chelnerii si picolii aveau o mica lingurita in buzunarul camasii.<br />
Atunci cand a venit chelnerul sa ia comanda, l-am intrebat:<br />
- De ce purtati toti o lingurita?<br />
Mi-a explicat ca<span id="more-72"></span></p>
<p>Golden Blitz a cerut consultanta de la Super Best Consulting care, dupa catevaluni de investigatii de tip diagnostic, a ajuns la concluzia ca lingurita este tacamul care cade cel mai des pe jos, la o frecventa de 3 lingurite/masa/ora. De atunci nu mai e nevoie sa mergi la bucatarie sa cauti o noua lingurita. Economia de randament de timp de lucru este estimata la 5,21%.Indicele satisfactiei clientului a crescut de asemenea cu 3,75%.<br />
Doua minute mai tarziu mi-am scapat lingurita pe jos si imediat chelnerul mi-a adus lingurita lui spunandu-mi ca el va lua alta la urmatoarea lui trecere prin bucatarie.Bravo Super Best Consulting!<br />
Dar, si mai curios, chelnerii aveau o mica sforicica care iesea un pic afara din slitul lor.<br />
Cand ne-a adus nota, l-am intrebat pe chelner la ce serveste acea sforicica.<br />
Ati observat corect, mi-a spus el cu voce joasa, Super Best Consulting a observat de asemenea ca am putea castiga ceva timp la toalete. Sforicica este legata in jurul penisului, deci il putem scoate fara sa il atingem si nu mai trebuie sa ne mai spalam pe maini, ceea ce reprezinta economie de apa si timpul petrecut la toaleta scade cu circa 7,39%.<br />
Si dupa ce l-ati scos, cum faceti sa-l bagati la loc fara sa il atingeti? am intrebat eu.<br />
Ei bine, imi spune el in soapta, nu stiu cum fac altii…dar eu folosesc lingurita…</p>
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